Saturday, October 4, 2008

Miraculous Pork Chop

I was up all night praying and meditating like a camped-out Jew outside the temple on Yom Kippur. When I opened my George Foreman Grill to break the fast just 10-min ago, I was taken aback. There before my eyes was a Miraculous Pork Chop, obviously a message from God about my abhorrent carnivorous proclivities in contravention of The Law. I just couldn't eat him.

So I'm going to either offer this pork-u-poine chop for auction on eBay or give it to a Hayes County deputy sheriff.

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